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Dirty Hipster Natural Beard Oil | Patchouli, Leather, Woodsy

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Organic Swagger in a Bottle

100% Organic Goodness: No need for a chemistry degree – our beard oil is all-natural, like a forest nymph made it herself. It's the botanical symphony your beard's been craving.

Scent-sational Appeal: We've bottled the essence of a hipster's secret garden. One whiff and you'll be transported to a coffee shop where even the air has a man bun.

Rebel-Ready Softness: Say goodbye to beard brillo pads. Our oil turns your facial locks into a silky smooth masterpiece. Caution: May cause excessive stroking.

Miracle-Gro for your face – but way more stylish.

Anti-Itch Wizardry: No more awkward beard scratching in meetings. Our oil soothes the skin, making your beard the comfiest thing since memory foam pillows.

Notes: patchouli, cedarwood, earth, tobacco, musk, bergamot, and neroli.

  • Contain organic argan, coconut, and almond oil
  • Nitro musk and phthalate-free fine fragrances and essential oils
  • Dye, sulfate, alcohol, detergent, and paraben-free
  • Vegan


  • Conditions your beard and skin
  • Tames beard frizz
  • Helps with beard growth 
  • Makes your beard appear shinier and fuller
  • Creates a long-lasting and irresistible scent

DISCLAIMER: Wooly Beast products are not reviewed by the FDA. We do not make any claims, or promises, or about the health benefits of any products. We only offer our opinions and resources based on research, product testing, and customer reviews.

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