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Natural Beard Oil | Patchouli, Woodsy | Trust Fund Hippie

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Trust Fund Hippie: Remember this guy? He smells like that Birkenstock-wearing friend you had in college in Boulder that drove a Range Rover. He's actually a really nice guy and won't hesitate to buy you a fancy coffee. ⁠
Oh, and he smells fantastic, with a touch of patchouli and his father's fancy cologne collection.⁠

Notes: fine cologne + patchouli
Scent Profile: masculine, warm, woodsy, complex, + sexy.

Beards will be thanking you all day long, feeling strong and well hydrated. Perfect for daily beard maintenance leaving your beard with a subtle shine and soft feel.

  • Contains organic argan, coconut, and almond oil
  • Nitro musk and phthalate-free fine fragrances and essential oils
  • Dye, sulfate, alcohol, detergent, and paraben-free
  • Vegan


  • Conditions your beard and skin
  • Tames beard frizz
  • Helps with beard growth 
  • Makes your beard appear shinier and fuller
  • Creates a long-lasting and irresistible scent

DISCLAIMER: Wooly Beast products are not reviewed by the FDA. We do not make any claims, promises, or health benefits of any products. We only offer our opinions and resources based on research, product testing, and customer reviews. These products are intended to support well-being and overall awesomeness.
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